Please - allow yourself few minutes...and do read till the end!!!!
HERE WE GO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!
PRIDE IS HERE. BEEF IS HERE TO STAY...SO GET READY FOR
2013 TEL A-BEEF PRIDE WEEK!!!!
www.BEEFtlv.co.il (all the details plus pre-sale options are there)
To make things simple, like everything in the ARMY (we love the army, don't we !), it all breaks up into 3!!!
1. MEATBALL - the meatball dance & cruise nights will work almost around the clock (or shall we say COCK!).
Tuesday - Ju...
Please - allow yourself few minutes...and do read till the end!!!!
HERE WE GO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!
PRIDE IS HERE. BEEF IS HERE TO STAY...SO GET READY FOR
2013 TEL A-BEEF PRIDE WEEK!!!!
www.BEEFtlv.co.il (all the details plus pre-sale options are there)
To make things simple, like everything in the ARMY (we love the army, don't we !), it all breaks up into 3!!!
1. MEATBALL - the meatball dance & cruise nights will work almost around the clock (or shall we say COCK!).
Tuesday - June 4th - 22:00 till last tourist finds his host for that night!
Wednesday - June 5th - 22:00 till last Israeli finds his "universal lover" for that night!
Sunday - June 11th - 22:00 there is nothing like left overs. and we all have to finish our food in the plate!
each and every night will cause a commotion like we all know from last years!
each and every night will be hosted by our best music producers!
(Elad Navon/ Ilan Leibovits/ LeVeL 4)
each and every night will cost you only 40 nis including coat check (or bag, or toys, or gear...we know you are kinky!)
each entrance will give you a free chaser (we are talking about the drink, you perverts. not the small sexy guys that hunt bears!)
entrance fee: 40 nis (around 8E, 10$, 6.5P)
ENTRANCE IS FREE FOR ALL NIGHTS WHEN U BUY THE BEEF JOINT TICKET (BRACELET)
MEATBALL IS THE BEST LOCATION TO COLLECT YOUR WEEKEND PASS (BRACELET) FOR THE REST OF YOUR WEEKEND!
MEATBALL is located at SCHLAGSAHNE - 43, Yehuda Ha'Levi St.
2. BEEFJERKY - the TEL A-BEEF PRIDE WEEKEND cannot start BIGGER and SEXIER than THAT!
Thursday - June 6th - 23:00 - til we remember to lift our face up toward the parade!
THIS IS THE FAMOUS GRAND OPENING PARTY! THIS IS WHAT WE WAIT FOR ALL YEAR LONG!
THIS IS WHAT MAKES US FAMOUS AROUND THE GLOBE! AND THIS YEAR ITS BIGGER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!
BEEFJERKY IS IN OUR NEW HOME (THAT WE ALL LOVE!)
BEEF JERKY IS HOSTING THE "LA DEMENCE" CRUISE THAT HAS ONLY A ONE NIGHT STOP IN ISRAEL -
AND GUESS WHAT?! IT'S ON OUR THURSDAY NIGHT WHEN WE GOES BEEFJERKING!!!!
THAT MEANS 2 DANCE FLOORS! THAT MEANS A PACKED CRUISING AREA FULL OF GUYS!
THAT MEANS THAT ALL THE BEEF DJ RESIDENTS ( Elad Navon, Sagi Kariv, Ilan Leibovits - with their AMAZING BEEF SOUND) ARE MAKING YOUR ASSES WET!
THAT MEANS WE PROUDLY HOST ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES: DJ AND PRODUCER BEN MANSON!!!!!
THAT MEANS WE PRODUCE A BIG MULTI-MEDIA LIVE KINKY ACT ON STAGE - POWERED BY JONATHAN AGASSI + BIG NAMES TO JOIN HIM!
THAT MEANS SO MANY SEXY MASCULINE GUYS IN BLACK,HARNESSES, and FETISH WEAR! not a must...but recommended!
and that only costs: 140nis at the door (120 in presale)
OR FREE - WHEN YOU BUY THE BEEF PASS (BRACELET)!!!!!
BEEFJERKY is located at HANGAR17 - 17, Ben Avigdor St.
3. BeefXTREME!!!! - THERE IS NO PRIDE WITHOUT A SEXY MORNING GLORY PARTY. AND WE ALL KNOW IT!
LETS FACE IT. WE ALL LOOK FOR THE SAME THING. ADMIT IT! AND NO OTHER PLACE CAN GIVE YOU THAT, BUT BEEFXTREME MORNING PARTY!
we can say: GET READY! but we all know that you can only think you are ready....but only when you will be there you will realise:
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT! THIS EVENT HAPPEN ONCE A YEAR! AND YOU HAVE TO BE THERE TO EXPERIENCE IT!
Saturday - June 8th - 07:00 - till you will run out of your juices!
THE SEXY AND COZY XTREME PLAYGROUND WILL BE DECORATED TO ENLIGHTEN YOUR FANTASIES!
THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN MAKE YOU FEEL SEXY THEN THE ONE AND ONLY: JACK CHANG!!!!
NO ONE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER, DEEPER and MORE SLEAZY THEN JACK!
DRESS CODE: BLACK OR FETISH is enforced - and we all LOVE IT!
entrance fee at the door: 100nis, 120nis, 140nis (if you hurry up it will save you!)
or FREE ENTRANCE - IF YOU BUY THE BRACELET!!!!!
SO HOW MUCH IS THE FREE PASS BRACELET, YOU ASK?!
ONLY 250NIS IF YOU BUY IT NOW!
soon it will cost more (300NIS) so don't wait!
you know us, we have no attitude, and we are "pro-client"...so here is the simple calculation:
meatball+ BEEFJERKY+ BeefXTREME = 400NIS if you buy tickets separately ! and we ask: WHY?!?!?!?!
WE GIVE YOU ALL OF THE TEL A-BEEF PRIDE WEEK EVENTS IN ONLY 250NIS FEE!
(and that includes everything FREE. NO WAITING AT THE DOOR. FREE CHASERS INCLUDED....
+++ 2013 BEEF PRIDE FREE GIFT! ONLY FOR BRACELET BUYERS+++ )
ENOUGH FOR NOW!
GO AND BUY!
DON'T WAIT FOR THE LAST MOMENT.
NO LISTS AT THE DOOR. NO FREE TICKETS. NO DISCOUNTS.
C U PROUD!